🐈 We should raise.
🦁 But- but we dun have nothing. And the turn didn't help us either.
🐈 Hmm, so we go All-In and squeeze everyone out.
🦁 But- but we dun have nothing. What if someone calls?
🐈 Then we still have Ace high.
🦁 Oh dear, oh dear.
A little bit later...
🐈 All-In!
🐆 Nope, you ain't going nowhere!
🐈 Dad!
🐱 Father!
🦁🦁🦁 Oh, oh!
🐆 May I ask what you're up to here?
🐈 We- we're playing cards, Dad. Don't ya see?
🐆 Yeah, I see. And it looks a lot like gambling to me.
🐈 Gambling? No, this is No Limit Texas Hold'em, Dad. That's entirely out of luck when you know how to play - at least that's what Dagger says.
🐆 Oh, does he say that? I'm so, so disappointed. Why didn't Dagger explain to you that this hand isn't good for an All-In? What do you think you're doing here? What are the odds of the gut shot straight draw? My goodness. There are three other players at the table, the turn showed up an open ended straight draw and you have nothing but the chance for the flush. What the heck...
🐈 But we're pot committed, Dad. And, besides, the pot is freaking delicious. We have to go All-In.
A little bit later…
🐆 And now to you - Dagger! I should have known, it was you. What do you think teaching the little ones such nonsense? Gambling, yes? I think I'm going nuts. What's in it for you?
😼 The rake, of course.
🐆 The rake. Of course. And how much is the rake?
😼 One bar per hand.
🐆 Wait a minute. One chocolate bar's the rake? No way, dude. One bar, understood? You'll get one bar at the end of the game - and I'm willing to forget all of this. But next time I see you playing poker without us, y'all are in for the high jump. And now give the cards... Who's on the button?
😼 Think, Mara is.
🐆 Here we go.
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