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#Ladiesnight (3 Posts)

Whilst Juba is still struggling with the cubbies somewhere in the cherry plantation, bringing them home...🐆 Tell me, haven& #039;t thee already did look longingly at a male who is& #039;t wast not a fath& #039;r of y& #039;r cubs?😼 Umh-😺 Well-😸 If...

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Whilst Juba is still struggling with the cubbies somewhere in the cherry plantation, bringing them home...🐆 Tell me, haven't thee already did look longingly at a male who is't wast not a fath'r of y'r cubs?😼 Umh-😺 Well-😸 If you put it like that-😽 You're absolutely right, Niara. Getting a little appetite shall be allowed.😹 As long as he eats at home!😺 Are we still talking about the main course, or are we already at the dessert?😼 At dessert, honey.🐆 With cream and a ch'rry on top!😹 You say it, Nee!😼 The only question is: who is the cherry?🐆😼😺😸😹😽 Haha.😸 Then let's have a toast - to Juba and our stupid numskulls. But we also toast you, Niara, who got the only sensible male in the northern hemisphere.😽 Yes, whoever has such an aristocratic twinkle in their eyes also gets the royal man. But I don't wanna complain, after all, mine hugs me tight before going to sleep. Then I know how much I mean to him.😺 How sweet. And mine is so lovely, he beats up anyone ten paces close to me. With him by my side, I feel safe. Tell me what a cat want more than that?😸 Though they are some idiots, they are our lovely idiots.😹 A true word.😽 Cheers to the men.😸😺😹😼🐆 To the men! #Maedelsabend #Ladiesnight #Frauengespraeche #Anzueglich #TypischMann #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier #plushies #plushiecommunity #instaplushies #stuffies #stuffiesofinstagram #plushielife

Whilst Juba is struggling with the cubbies somewhere in the cherry plantation...😼 Yeah, Nee, tell us about Juba.😺 C'mon, what's up with both of you?🐆 ...😸 Don't be shy, Nee. Look at us! Are we shy?🐆 But- but what can i sayeth yond thee might want to hear?😹 Tell us about Juba! What's really annoying about this guy?🐆 As often as i bethink about, so often i receiveth to the same point: th're is nothing about that gent yond annoy'd me. Nothing. He is gentle and rough, is loud and quiet, is wond'rful with the li'l ones - he truly is of p'rfect mann'r, o Juba mine.😼 Rubbish, no man is perfect. Man and perfect - these are mutually exclusive.😸 That's right! And it's certainly no different in the house of the Whiteclawes. There must be something about him that drives you mad.😺 Come on, Nee. We're among ourselves. Is your wonderful Juba really that perfect? I bet he pees standing up like any other male does.🐆 But not my Juba. He's not of such a malapert nature. Of course, nay tree is safe from him, but shouldst ‘make me fell? Yond's what i liketh about that gent - the way he defends our lands from the top most rock to the creek.😹 But he surely burps after dinner. Or does he stare after women when he thinks himself unnoticed? Males are all the same at that point.🐆 But not my Juba. He's not of such a lustful nature. Of course, as he recently ador'd the singing leopard on tv - when his mouth dripped lustfully, I already harbored a slight grudge against him.😼 Ah, now we're getting closer to it.😸 I knew it.🐆 But none of yond divides us, because i know that Juba loves me. He doesn't leaveth a day to showeth me. And who is't can completely absolve themselves of lasciviousness? Haven't thee already did look longingly at a male who is't wast not a fath'r of y'r cubs?😽😹😸😼😺 ...To be continued... #Maedelsabend #Ladiesnight #Frauengespraeche #Anzueglich #TypischMann #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier #plushies #plushiecommunity #instaplushies #stuffies #stuffiesofinstagram #plushielife

😺 Laaaaaadiesnight!😸 And where do you have your little ones, Mara?😺 I handed them over to Juba.🐱 All three? He's already got Swede and Mneka.😺 That's right, but he'll get along better with three more than my two blokes.😼 Yeah, I know what you mean. If I ask my numskull to take care of the cubbies, then I'll have to report missing two out of four.😸 Better than nothing. Whenever mine is up for babysitting, all he does is making sure his beer doesn't fall over while the rascals tear down the house.😺 They don't lift a claw, these lazy bums.😸 That's the way the guys are.😼 So true, so true. "Let's have cubs," he said. He gladly accepted the fun. But who does all the work with the rascals?😾 We, who else? We shall hunt. We shall look after the children. And when it's done, they want their paws massaged after an oh-so-busy day.😼 Pah! Their only effort is to decide whether they wanna lie on the left or right side, this useless bungler.😸 Who are you telling this to?😺 And if you want something from them - you know, what I mean - they suddenly are too tired. To tired of what, eh? But when a young kitten crosses their path, they suddenly wake up.😾 Males - they are all the same. Or what do you think, Niara?😺 Yeah, you are so quiet, Nee. Tell us, how about you and Juba?😸 Yeah, Nee, tell us.😼 C'mon, what's up with both of you?🐆 ...To be continued... #Maedelsabend #Ladiesnight #Frauengespraeche #Anzueglich #TypischMann #JubaOnTour #AcinonyxJubatus #Cheetah #Koesen #KoesenerSpielzeug #PlushiesOfInstagram #PlushiesOfGermany #Stofftier #Plueschtier #Plushie #Kuscheltier #plushies #plushiecommunity #instaplushies #stuffies #stuffiesofinstagram #plushielife

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